Polo Dress = Lazy Prep(py)

Today I decided to find a half-way casual, half-way I care what I look like style. Hence, the Ralph Lauren Polo dress. Yes, the shirt dress. No waist. No belt. It's like putting on a shirt and no bottoms, except your bottom is covered! Let's consider the pros and cons of the Polo dress:

Pros

*Comfy

*Has a collar

*Has a fashionable logo

*Has buttons on top as to make ensemble appear somewhat office-like

*Appropriate length as to not worry the public

*Comes in a variety of colors, hence one could own many of them!

*Appeals to the preppy in me

*Takes no prep whatsoever (ftw)

Cons

*Looks like you put no effort into picking out your clothes

*Looks kinda like a nightgown

*Due to nightgownish nature, you feel like taking a nap while wearing it, hence being completely unproductive

*Makes you look like a blob--no shape, no curves, no contour; just blob

*Might draw attention to certain body parts (is that a gut I see?)

*Might make you feel insecure about body issues

I will admit that this dress, if you can really call it one, has been hanging in my closet for years. I probably haven't worn it in years. Why? See the cons. Why wear it today? See the pros. Lazy prep(py) day.